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The kitchen at parties
"That's not nature, that's television with weather."
FFION You've found the kitchen too, then. Everyone ends up in here.
KASPER They do, don't they? I don't really know anyone tonight, to be honest.
FFION Neither do I. I know Renata from work, and that's it. Ffion, by the way.
KASPER Kasper. So - I'm going to guess you don't love parties either.
FFION Oh, I do love parties. I just hate the first forty minutes. Once I've found one sensible person and a bowl of crisps, I'm unstoppable.
KASPER So am I, actually. Right - sensible person test. Coffee: essential or overrated?
FFION Essential. Three a day, minimum.
KASPER So do I! And I've given up feeling guilty about it.
FFION So have I. Life's too short. OK, harder one. Camping.
KASPER Love it. Tent, rain, tiny gas stove, misery - perfect weekend.
FFION ...You're joking.
KASPER I'm not! I go every month.
FFION Do you? Voluntarily? See, I don't do fields. My idea of nature is a hotel with a big window.