C · TAPESCRIPT (continued)
The wardrobe audit
PERRINE It's loud. Keep it - no, genuinely, keep it - but that's a Saturday shirt, not a Monday shirt. Which is rule two: it's not about smart or casual being good or bad. It's about matching the clothes to the day. Scruffy at a barbecue is relaxed; scruffy in a budget meeting is a message, and not the one you want to send.
RHODRI My old boss wore a polo neck every single day for nine years.
PERRINE And I respect it enormously. That's a uniform. It works. Right - the pile of shame. This spotted tie. Does it go with anything you own?
RHODRI It matches my... no. No, it doesn't.
PERRINE Charity. The velvet bow tie?
RHODRI Wedding. Not mine. Long story.
PERRINE Keep, weirdly - every man needs one ridiculous formal thing. Now, rule three, and this one's free: hang things up. Tonight, not "later". Suits on proper hangers, knitwear folded - wool cardigans go baggy if you hang them. If it's on the chair, it's not a wardrobe, it's a decision you're refusing to make.
RHODRI The chair is load-bearing at this point.
PERRINE Monday morning: the new suit, a plain white or pale blue shirt, the brown leather shoes - never the trainers - and you'll look smart without looking like you're trying. First impressions get one performance, Rhodri. No flamingos.
RHODRI ...Can the flamingos come out for the Christmas party?
PERRINE The flamingos are the Christmas party.